THE OFFICIAL LIST OF SIDE BETS FOR SUPER BOWL XLIX

Yeah, I think we are gonna win this game! Go Seahawks!!!

Yeah, I think we are gonna win this game! Go Seahawks!!!

Vegas side bets are the derivatives of the gambling world. They can also be a lot more fun. Why simply bet on who is going to win a game, when you can theoretically bet on much more exciting and irrelevant things? I decided to check in with a Las Vegas oddsmaker to find some new ways to waste your money during the Super Bowl:

The NFL having heightened security overseeing the game footballs, before the game- 1:1

The NFL reverting to its typical nonexistent security overseeing the game footballs, starting next season- 2:1

Bill Belichick wearing a hoodie- 1:1

Pete Carroll doing his best Gary Busey imitation on the sideline- 2:1

Katy Perry having a wardrobe malfunction- 10:1

Katy Perry having a microphone malfunction, gets exposed lip synching- 20:1

Most football fans deciding to skip watching the halftime show altogether- 5:1

A commercial by the University of Phoenix that portrays them as some sort of legitimate university- 2:1

A commercial by Daimler-Chrysler that either talks about God or talks about the rebirth of Detroit- 3:1

A commercial by GoDaddy that shamelessly features Danica Patrick in some skimpy outfit- 5:1

The average viewer at home wondering how the hell companies can waste millions of dollars on stupid commercials that will ultimately have no effect on their customer base- 2:1

Marshawn Lynch gets the MVP award, still refuses to talk to the media- 5:1

Tom Brady gets the MVP award, decides to retire on national TV when accepting it- 4:1

Sales of Tylenol and Tums will be their highest yet in 2015, on the Monday following the game- 1:1

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