A hoverboard that works without batteries


Recently, the popular toy for inebriated frat boys and narcissistic celebrities has been the “hoverboard”. These hoverboards are popular, despite the minor drawbacks of not actually hovering above the ground, and the fact that the cheap wiring and battery packs are prone to catch on fire.

Archeologists in California, however, have unearthed quite a discovery. It appears to be exactly like a hoverboard, except it doesn’t require electricity. The unique 4 wheel design seems to improve stability, and they can easily be powered by kicking along the sidewalk.

Hony Tawk, one of the archeologists who made this incredible discovery, has tentatively named this contraption the “skateboard”. They are projected to be one of 2016’s hottest retro toys.


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