The Grammy Awards disrespect metal music, yet again

I don’t watch the Grammy Awards, or any celebrity awards shows for that matter. It is basically a way for narcissists to feel even more delusionally self-important, and for the rest of us to live vicariously through their questionable wardrobe choices.

The 2017 Grammy Awards had 2 notable mishaps, however, and both were over 2 of the biggest metal bands in existence: Metallica and Megadeth.

-Upon winning a Grammy for Best Metal Performance (“Dystopia”), Megadeth were summoned to the stage to get their awards. And what song should play on cue, but Metallica’s “Master Of Puppets”? For those who are unaware, Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine has had an acrimonious history with Metallica, and even after he left Metallica, he would claim that Metallica stole uncredited riffs from him…up to the Master Of Puppets album. Nowadays, Dave and Metallica get along decently well, and I’m sure he can look back and laugh about this, especially since this is his first Grammy despite being nominated 12 times before this year.

-Metallica performed “Moth Into Flame” with Lady Gaga…which seems positively ridiculous, even though Lady Gaga is a fan of Metallica. Anyway, Lady Gaga was introduced as the sole performer while Metallica stood on stage, and when they started playing, James Hetfield’s mic wasn’t working properly, leaving Lady Gaga to solely sing the lead vocals until the mic feed got fixed. Hetfield was so pissed that he threw his guitar at the guitar tech after the performance. And, who could blame him?

This isn’t the first time that the Grammys have disrespected metal music:

-In 1989, the Grammys first recognized metal music as a category…and they awarded the inaugural Grammy for Best Metal Performance to Jethro Tull, who were never a metal band.

-In 1993, Nine Inch Nails would win for “Wish”, despite NIN not being a metal band (they beat out Helmet’s “In The Meantime”, which is one of the best and most influential metal songs of the 1990’s). NIN would win this award again in 1996.

-And, in 2015, comedy band Tenacious D would win for “The Last In Line”, beating out a true metal nominee in Motorhead (whose frontman Lemmy would pass away 10 months later, in December 2015). At least Motorhead had already won in 2005 for “Whiplash”…yes, a Metallica cover song.

Luckily, most metal fans could care less about the Grammy Awards. But if you are going to actually nominate and give awards to metal musicians, at least take the time to do it right. The Revolver Golden Gods awards show is a good example, even if the Golden Gods has been increasingly ridiculous itself lately.

MUSIC REVIEW: Metallica, “Hardwired…To Self Destruct”


Metallica is, and has been, the biggest name in metal music ever since they formed back in 1981. For 35 years, they have stayed consistently heavy, despite some minor detours back in the 1990’s with the hard rock and blues inflected Load albums. With their previous album Death Magnetic, they had some promising moments. The hype for Hardwired, therefore, was massive, especially with the first two singles they put out: “Hardwired” and “Moth Into Flame”, which are both fantastic; “Hardwired” with its unabashedly throwback sound, and “Moth Into Flame” which sounds like it could have been the number #1 single off of their Load-era albums.

The consensus thus far is that Hardwired…To Self Destruct lives up to the hype. I will go one further: not only is it a serious contender for metal album of the year, but it is easily one of Metallica’s top 5 albums. They are firing on all cylinders, and the songwriting is diverse and fantastic.

It opens with the song “Hardwired”, which is about as old school authentic Metallica as one could wish for, with its thrashing guitars and two-step drumming. “Spit Out The Bone” is another thrash masterpiece, which features a similar riff to the one that hardcore punk legends Bad Brains used on their song “Sailin On”. “Moth Into Flame” is a well-written song which is as catchy and melodic as it is inducing to headbanging. “Confusion” is another song that sounds old school, that is reminiscent of Ride The Lightning-era songs, and it is an updated version of the anti-war “One” from And Justice For All. In fact, most of the album has an old school sound to it. If Master Of Puppets is your favorite Metallica album (which it is to most people), then you will not be disappointed, and you will be pleasantly surprised.

There are really no bad songs on Hardwired…To Self Destruct. Everything flows together well, and the album sequencing is perfect. James Hetfield still has the best guitar-picking hand in metal, and he bangs out 8th or 16th note riffs as easily as Kirk Hammett nails amazing leads. Lars Ulrich, for as much backlash as he gets, still has his trademark drumming which is heavy on fills and offbeat cymbal hits. And Robert Trujillo is still holding down the low-end, giving Hardwired a tight rhythm section to anchor the blazing guitar work.

Most Metallica albums (and most albums in general) usually have filler or throwaway songs, if only one or two. Hardwired, on the other hand, has no such moments: every song was obviously considered a potential single, and stands alone on their own merits. Further evidence of this is the fact that Metallica released music videos for EVERY song on the album, which is a genius marketing move that will further the perception of Hardwired… being a great album from beginning to end. The last Metallica album that was 10/10 from start to finish was the “Black Album”, and the only other album that could be considered that would be, obviously, Master Of Puppets.

Hardwired…To Self Destruct is easily the best Metallica album since the “Black Album”. And, if you aren’t a fan of the Black Album, for whatever reason, there’s this: Hardwired… is Metallica’s most thrash metal album since the 30 year old Master Of Puppets. Hardwired is a brilliant album, and will certainly stand among Metallica’s finest musical moments.

MUSIC REVIEW: Crowbar, “The Serpent Only Lies”

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Kirk Windstein stated that he wanted Crowbar to be the 2016 version of Black Sabbath or Led Zeppelin. While this may seem blasphemous to anyone unfamiliar with the New Orleans sludge metal band, the comparison is apt, even if you ignore the Led Zeppelin “No Quarter” cover off Crowbar’s 1993 self-titled album.

Kirk Windstein (guitarist, songwriter, vocalist) is called the “Riff Lord” for good reason. He has written literally hundreds of killer riffs, and songs for them. Any fan of Crowbar would likely agree: there are no bad Crowbar songs, there are only ones that are better or that are favored more by the fans.

With their new album, Crowbar is still as powerful as ever, especially with the return of Todd Strange on bass. The Serpent Only Lies sounds like a continuation of their previous album Symmetry In Black, and it has many similarities to the albums Lifesblood For The Downtrodden and Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form (which are my 2 favorites), with its Sabbath-like slow dirges and cold, unrelenting grooves. As I Heal is a mid-tempo monstrosity with some musical and lyrical similarities to New Dawn from LFTD, and To Build A Mountain from SEIIPF. Plasmic And Pure opens with a pounding Tommy Buckley drumbeat, which breaks off into a jackhammer riff and an angular chorus, and the opening is reminiscent of the song Walk With Knowledge Wisely from Symmetry In Black. I Am The Storm and The Enemy Beside You brings to mind the almighty Motorhead with their grooves and power. On Holy Ground opens with some catchy lead guitar playing, and sounds like vintage Alice In Chains on steroids.

In the aforementioned Rolling Stone interview, Windstein mentioned how metal bands used to write great hooks and choruses. This is another thing that differentiates Crowbar from most metal bands: they are able to bring melody from dissonance, catchiness from chaos, and light from shade. They can certainly write some killer choruses, and aren’t afraid to break up the bludgeoning riffs and to dial down the distortion in order to make their songs more melodic.

Which is kind of like what Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin used to do. The Serpent Only Lies is yet another Crowbar masterpiece, and is highly recommended to any metal fans out there.

MUSIC REVIEW: Korn, “The Serenity Of Suffering”


Who would have thought that Korn would still be one of the biggest bands in music in 2016? Ever since dropping their groundbreaking S/T album in 1994, Korn have been at the forefront of what we all know as “nu-metal”. Korn popularized a lot of the nu-metal trademarks: the downtuned and dissonant riffing of James “Munky” Shaffer, eerie lead guitar playing of Brian “Head” Welch, the rhythmic backbeat of drummer Ray Luzier (but started with original Korn drummer David Silveria), the powerful low-end bass of Reggie “Fieldy” Arvizu, and the singing/screaming/scatting of Jonathan Davis.

Ever since their albums Follow The Leader and Issues, Korn have taken some interesting music routes, most notably with the dubstep of The Path Of Totality. With their new album The Serenity Of Suffering, however, Korn have released an album which surely ranks as among their best.

They have gotten back to their core sound, and most of the album oscillates from the high-polished catchy groove of Follow The Leader to the raw anger of Issues. The first single Rotting In Vain is good, but the entire album is just as good. Everything Falls Apart, The Hating, Please Come For Me, and Black Is The Soul in particular stand out to me as well-written songs that show Korn at their finest and heaviest.

I believe the reason that they’ve gotten back to form is because of the return of Brian “Head” Welch. He is a great guitarist and a fantastic songwriter (check out his album with his Korn hiatus band Love And Death, which is an underrated album). Their previous album The Paradigm Shift was promising but weak in spots, but The Serenity Of Suffering is much better. In fact, in my opinion it stands up to their early albums, and any fan of Korn will automatically love this album.

Page Hamilton is the next David Bowie

Well…no, not really. Although, if you were unfamiliar with the metal band Helmet before hearing their latest song Bad News, you would be forgiven for thinking that, since it sounds like David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”, just with more distortion.

Which is somewhat shocking, but not too shocking for long-suffering Helmet fans who feel that Page Hamilton should have retired the Helmet name after the Aftertaste album. When I think of Helmet, I think of drop tuned power chords, crazy ass guitar solos, and groove. Not David fucking Bowie, man!

No disrespect to Bowie (RIP) intended. No disrespect to Page, either. Bad News is actually a decent song. And it does have a crazy ass guitar solo, so there’s that.

It’s just another anachronism in the Helmet catalog, that’s all.

All That Remains (after crowdfunding)

All That Remains, the fairly popular and occasionally controversial metal band from Connecticut, is now following in every other band’s footsteps by announcing a crowdfunding program, through Pledge Music, to finance a new album. Regardless of how you feel about the crowdfunding trend (especially for a band already as popular as ATR), you have to give them some credit for creativity. Here are some of the delightful things you can get for your non tax-deductible donation to a metal band:


$50 gets you an ATR embossed disposable camera, “filled with pictures taken personally by the band…”. A camera that cost a couple of bucks wholesale, filled with pictures of Phil Labonte at the gun range? Naw, why bother? He’s happy to post those pics for free to you every day on Facebook and Twitter!


250 dollars gets you a Skype political debate with Phil! He’s not the most informed, but he is certainly opinionated, as he is one of the few outspoken conservative frontmen in a liberal-leaning metal scene. If discussing how much you love the United States and the 2nd Amendment, while hating the U.S. government and mainstream media sounds exciting to you, then this is right up your alley.

Apparently this is a popular option, as it has already sold out…


Or that $250 can get you a personal training session with Mike Martin and Aaron “Bubble” Patrick! This is actually reasonable, since you get to meet two of the band members. But I highly doubt you will learn any relevant workout tips, except maybe how to do a 360-degree guitar swing.


$2,000 gets you a lifetime VIP pass! Before you get too excited, keep in mind that ATR expects you to still buy the actual concert ticket, as this pass is just to go backstage and hang out for a few minutes or something. ATR has been a band for almost 20 years at this point, and they sure as hell aren’t going to become the Rolling Stones of metalcore. If tickets average around $30 per show, you would have to go to almost 70 shows just to recoup the $2,000. Needless to say, this is a blatantly overpriced option, and it will in all likelihood be worthless in a few years when ATR inevitably breaks up.


And here is the highest priced option. $75,000 (no, that isn’t a typo) gets you your own All That Remains unplugged acoustic show! I laughed at the “technical specifications required and are not included” disclaimer. For $75K you can’t include a cheap stage riser and PA system? It’s an acoustic show, how much sound reinforcement and how many staging requirements do you need?

And $75K is just WAY too much. Keep in mind that ATR doesn’t even gross $75K on an average show. In fact, $75K would probably be around what the band earns after expenses on a regional tour.

Good luck to ATR on their latest venture, though. I’d gladly donate some money if they’d go back to the heavy sound they had on their first two albums…but I don’t think the guys would go for that.

You can see their crowdfunding campaign here:

MUSIC REVIEW: King 810, “La Petit Mort (A Conversation With God)”



King 810 is a band that has made a career out of unpredictability. Midwest Monsters was monstrously heavy from start to finish. Their major label debut Memoirs Of A Murderer took their sound into new directions, such as on the surrealist “Eyes” and the outlaw country stylings of “Devil Don’t Cry”. They even collaborated with Detroit rapper Trick Trick on a mixtape (Trick Trick also appears on La Petit Mort, on “War Zone”). Throughout it all, King 810 have risen from regional favorites to one of the most well-known underground metal bands. La Petit Mort has been one of the most anticipated albums of 2016. Does it deliver?

For the most part, yes. Like their previous album, there are many disparate musical directions, but King 810 has shown some exponential growth in the songwriting department. They are still fully capableĀ of unleashing the anger that they are known for, such as on “Alpha And Omega”. David Gunn (vocalist) can seemingly let the anger course through his veins like the heavy metals (no pun intended) coursing through the Flint, Michigan drinking water pipes. He is a versatile frontman with a clearly enunciated voice, whether screaming, singing, or simply talking in a spoken word style. On the title track, Gunn says that he was born to die in Flint. It is clear that King 810 still have their undying allegiance to the Vehicle City.

La Petit Mort isn’t as heavy an album as their previous work, however. Alpha And Omega, Give My People Back, and Vendettas are the only consistently heavy songs. The rest of the album oscillates from melodic and dramatic, to eerie and understated. Black Swan is hauntingly operatic, in a way reminiscent of Type O Negative. Life’s Not Enough and Me & Maxine have some jazz-influenced horns and drumming. There are plenty of electronic samples and flourishes, and there seems to be more of an overall emphasis on songwriting than on previous albums. The non metal songs on Memoirs Of A Murderer at times felt forced and out of place, but on La Petit Mort they fit right in, again which is due to better overall songwriting, and better album sequencing.

La Petit Mort may not rely on screaming and severely downtuned metal riffs to get its point across, but at this point it doesn’t need to. King 810 have shown that they are a diverse band, and they have made an album that is interesting, original, and which remains thematically true to their roots.